Entropy

2023-04-05

#1

Millions must sneed.

#2

Our electric engineer doesn't know that I think about his hands around my neck sometimes, and I prefer to keep it that way. Same goes for the only lady at our company. I don't want to make them uncomfortable.

2023-04-04

#1

The folks who give you the drugs that make you pretend that life is not only about paying taxes and dying WILL bill your insurance an absurd amount! It's not worth it.

2023-04-03

#1

How am I simultaneously too smart to fail but too dumb to succeed? I don't want to "design and implement intricate real time systems" like my resume says. I want to be a dog in a suburban white household because then I wouldn't have to pay out of pocket to have myself euthanized when it gets to be the time.

#2

When I was 10, I knew the amputees that begged on the streets of Xi'An were victims of various kidnapping rings, who roll them out on a little cart to beg in the morning and collect all their money in the evening. I gave what little money I had to them anyways because they probably got treated better if they brought in a little more. Maybe it wasn't the right thing to do.

2023-04-02

#1

From a certain perspective, nothing beats kissing someone for the first time.
Even if that someone broke up with you because you don't have a WoW account and you were both 13.

#2

Did you know that I am trying to populate the page with more text so I can view them?
Sometimes, "lorem ipsum" really isn't cutting it. Neither is enough sleep, exercising, or finding purpose in life.